CHRISTMASTIME NINTENDOLAND

GALAXIES AWAY : eternally late to nintendo family functions (please don't let me get drunk again)

WING CAP : flying through snow covered foggy clouds over emerald coast (to see the nintendo fam for christmas)

NO COINS : broke again just in time for christmas (these pretzels are making me thirsty and these gifts are going on credit)

GANGSTA A$$ SHY GUYZ: sippin 40 oz on pixelated ice rainbows smokin fat J's filled with fireflowers (throwing fireballs at passersby)

SUPER MARIO LOVE MAKER: quit cutting onions and making hoagies in bed (we should be making christmas cookies but i'm a professional italian sausage manufacturer)

ULTIMATE FAITH: the neverending quest to find the princess gifts (she's never satisfied)

WARIO'S WHACKY WONDERLAND GIFTSHOP: selective bargain shopping at shifting sands (passionfruit for luigi)

OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE POLLYANNA FOR A SPECIAL KIND OF PERSON: down at dire, dire docks (throwing dice with wario)

DIDDY KONG SLED RACING: gift drive at the tropical freeze kongos (binge drinking capri-sun for maximum pleasure)

HOLIDAY STARHUNTER : i will collect all 50 stars as a way to prove my love for you (performed by YOSHI)

CHRISTMAS BEACH DRIFTER: caught in the slipstream (bout to hit my sister with a koopa shell)

FROZEN SUNSHINELAND : humming while lost in the cages of rocci harbor but the scenery is so beautiful i could rot here forever (the ice covered ocean is breathtaking)

BABY MARIO KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER DELFINO PLAZA: please stop feeding him mushrooms hes a baby (yoshi isn't watching him he's off in yorknew city looking for wives for the holiday)

LAST MINUTE SHOPPING AT COCONUT MALL : for that last star for the queen my biddy (i love malls at christmastime they remind me of vaporwave)

FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON THE SNOW COVERED CHRISTMAS TREE : princess peach decorates the tree all by herself while waiting all night for her greasy gavone (performed by the princess herself)

SUGARLAND : elope with me on a sleigh to yoshi's island (elon musk told me to reproduce spontaneously to fix population problem)

SUPER-SECRET-SURPRISE : pit stop at bowser's secret gentleman's club (listener discretion advised)

GRAND THEFT MARIO KART: i stole this mariokart to get home fast and furiously for christmas (beautiful snow reflecting off my spinners)

RABBID BUNNY SOUL MANIFESTATION JINGLE: : what + where tf is rabbids when you need them (does anybody even play those games? if so let me know how they are and i'll put them on my christmas list)

SNOW FALLS UPON BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD : so many tears for lost bob-ombs (christmas memorial tribute at mushroom kingdom graveyard for our fallen bob-ombs)

MULTICOLOR FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHT DUAL: racing bowser to put up my lights quicker (bout to make like donkey kong and christmas vacation his a$$ off that ladder)

TOAD SOUL BALLAD : i may have little man syndrome but this christmas i'm nothing but heart (if only i were a frog)

ITALIAN GIFT WRAPPING DELUXE FACTORY FACILITY : we run this place like the mob (regifting garlic for waluigi)

BOWSER FLASHMOB : bowser does the bidding and the koopas do his singing (performed by KOOPA TROOPA)

YOSHI BREAKDANCING in yakuza club picking up dinosaur chicks on christmas eve in yorknew city with shades on (building a prehistoric family for the holidays)

ICE SKATING WITH THE NINTENFAM : she doo doo doo too just like meh? ew NO THANKS : ( (ride like the wind kristi yamagutchi)

AQUAFRESH: chaos and shadow mario racing at the super special majestic mario and sonic olympics (winner gets a vacation to the north pole)

CURB STOMPIN' GOOMBAS : its ok its christmas i won't jump on your face (but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you're as good as dead)

LAKITU LULLABY : beautiful voice but you sound like you got sh*t in your mouth (what a beautiful holiday with my family)

CHRISTMAS DINNER EXTRAVAGANZA: wario eating everything in sight (everyone is happy and safe/we are so blessed) HAVE A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!