Can't Play Instruments Vol 1

Can't Play Instruments

We Generated This Album in Our Sleep

Our Musicianship Has Completely Atrophied

My Calluses Are So Soft it Hurts to Turn the Amp On

We’re an Embarrassment to the Human Race

We Started This Band at Berklee, But Now We Make Them Look Bad By Association

Stay In Music School Kids, Play Your Instruments

Don’t End Up Like Us

Pizza Hangover

We Haven’t Listened To This Song Yet

Zack Sold His Instruments to Pre-Order a RTX3090

..It Still Hasn't Come

I Wonder If Fat Mike Listens To Our Music

Rockstar Dreams

Push Button Art is Easy But It’s a Struggle for Me And Zack

Fuck We’re Way Behind on Dadabots Collabs

Our Lightning Bolt Collab is 3 Years Late

Our Vinyl With Pound is A Year Overdue

The Silverstein Procrastination Theme

The 'Shit, We Fucked Up The Mathcore Index Fest Livestream' Theme

The Waiting Till The Last Minute To Submit The Title Headshot and Bio Song

Dan Harle Has Been Waiting On Us For 14 Months

Reeps One is Worried About Our Health

Our Lives Are Falling Apart

Our Girlfriends Left Us (tragic)

That’s Okay, Still Have That RTX3090 To Look Forward To

Everything’s Okay