Album · 2012
Bossypants
Tracklist
1
Introduction
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Chapter 1: "Origin Story"
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Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 1
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3:55
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Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 2, "When Did You First Know You Were a Woman"
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2:34
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Chapter 2: "Growing Up and Liking It", Part 3, "Suburban Girl Seeks Urban Health Care"
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2:13
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Chapter 3: "All Girls Must Be Everything", Part 1
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6:06
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Chapter 3: "All Girls Must Be Everything", Part 2, "How do we survive this..."
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2:29
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 1, "Gay Whales"
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4:05
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 2, "The unstated thing..."
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7:03
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 3, "The Greatest New Year's Eve Party Of All Time"
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2:06
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 4, "Brendan and I ran into each other..."
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4:06
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 5, "The Second Summer"
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3:21
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Chapter 4: "Delaware County Summer Showtime", Part 6, "Think of the Joy and Freedom"
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4:11
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Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 1
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4:40
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Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 2, "My generation carries that with us..."
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5:22
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Chapter 5: "That's Don Fey", Part 3, "Children and Jimmy Carter ruin all your best laid plans..."
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4:09
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Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 1
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3:57
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Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 2, "Welcome back!"
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4:48
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Chapter 6: "Climbing Old Rag Mountain", Part 3, "Jess Chris and I..."
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4:03
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Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 1
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4:04
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Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 2, "There was a resident..."
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5:11
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Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 3, "This guy seemed almost normal..."
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5:55
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Chapter 7: "Young Men's Christian Association", Part 4, "One day sweet, goony Timmy..."
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4:41
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Chapter 8: "The Windy City, Full of Meat", Part 1
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Chapter 8: "The Windy City, Full of Meat", Part 2, "In improv there are no mistakes..."
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6:22
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Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 1
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5:48
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Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 2, "I cry in a way..."
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5:57
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Chapter 9: "My Honeymoon, or A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Either", Part 3, "Some crew members come around with cold drinks..."
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6:47
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Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 1
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4:25
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Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 2, "We spent the afternoon drinking wine"
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5:01
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Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 3, "The Dad ran a restaurant..."
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3:38
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Chapter 10: "The Secrets of Mommy's Beauty", Part 4, "That really is the craziest thing..."
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3:45
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Chapter 11: "Remembrances of Being Very, Very Skinny"
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1:22
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Chapter 12: "Remembrances of Being a Little Bit Fat"
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1:24
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Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 1
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5:41
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Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 2, "The show does not go on because its ready..."
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6:51
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Chapter 13: "A Childhood Dream, Realized", Part 3, "Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to see in the hallway at 3 in the morning."
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5:36
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Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 1
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3:57
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Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 2, "An FAQ, Freaking Always-asked Question"
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Chapter 14: "Peeing in Jars With Boys", Part 3, "Kotex Classic"
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3:53
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Chapter 15: "I Don't Care If You Like It"
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3:39
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Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 1
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5:57
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Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 2, "Once your hair and makeup are done..."
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6:02
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Chapter 16: "Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That", Part 3, "At some point someone from your real job or home life..."
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7:31
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Chapter 17: "Dear Internet", Part 1
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2:43
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Chapter 17: "Dear Internet", Part 2, "In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL..."
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4:03
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 1
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4:57
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 2, "They rent out Radio City Music Hall..."
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5:11
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 3, "Kay Cannon was a woman I knew..."
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4:59
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 4, "Taking the world by storm..."
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3:29
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 5, "Doing, learning, dying"
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3:55
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 6, "The only downside was..."
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3:47
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 7, "Some unsolicited theories about television"
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Chapter 18: "30 Rock: An Experiment to Confuse Your Grandparents", Part 8, "Answers to FAQs about 30 Rock"
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2:28
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 1
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2:53
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 2, "Once I was hired to do Update..."
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5:41
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 3, "Back at 30 Rock"
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3:49
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 4, "What came out was an overt Hilary Clinton endorsement."
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Interlude: "Sarah Palin sketch"
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5:25
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 5, "This sketch could easily have been a dumb catfight..."
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 6, "I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons..."
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4:16
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 7, "I learned how incredibly frustrating it is..."
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4:00
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 8, "Week 5, The Sneaker Upper"
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5:39
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Chapter 19: "Sarah, Oprah and Captain Hook", Part 9, "I appreciated the Momness..."
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5:52
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Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 1
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4:13
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Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 2, "She was small..."
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4:01
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Chapter 20: "There's a Drunk Midget in My House", Part 3, "Me time..."
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Chapter 21: "A Celebrity's Guide To Celebrating The Birth of Jesus", Part 1
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Chapter 21: "A Celebrity's Guide To Celebrating The Birth of Jesus", Part 2, "She had gradually retired..."
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Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 1
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Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 2, "But I don't like the word Nanny"
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Chapter 22: "Juggle This", Part 3, "The same 10 minutes..."
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3:10
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Chapter 23: "The Mother's Prayer For Its Daughter"
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3:03
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Chapter 24: "What Turning 40 Means to Me"
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Chapter 25: "What Should I Do With My Last Five Minutes", Part 1
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6:17
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Chapter 25: "What Should I Do With My Last Five Minutes", Part 2, "By the way to any executive..."
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5:48
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Acknowledgements
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1:45