Boomers, Zoomers, Desperate Coomers

Jivin' and Vibin'

Just as You Have Planted Your Seed, I Will Plant My Seed in You

Get Your Shirt Off... It's Pervert Time

Stops Frequent Urination, Causes Explosive Diarrhea

I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of How Wealthy I Am

I Hate Ice, I Don't Even Put It in My Water

I Tried to Be a Programmer, but Couldn't Hack It

You're a Loose Cannon, but You Get Results

What's the Difference Between a Politician and a Flying Pig

When I Take Out the Recycling, I Look Like a Raging Alcoholic

It's Going to Be a No From Me Dawg