Because Reality Is Shit

Act 1, Scene 1

Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers

Attack of the Cannibal Quacks

Act 12, Stage 8

A Stripper Named Gertrude

Paula Deen Sings the Hits: Twisted Sister

I Hope Some Dude From a Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out

Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares Is Pretty Awesome

Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and the Pips

Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die

I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-Hole, I'm a Prick

Hellbent for Heathers

Act 6, Stage 9

Music for 13 Year Old Girls to Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid at Each Other)

My Soul Infested With Swimming Horses of Blood

The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)

The Trend Is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)

Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film

Telemundo Estilo de Vila Masoquismo

The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special

Act 77, Stage 9

Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial

Act 18, Stage 77

The Perils of Penelope Pin-Up

Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!

Like an Autotune Giraffe

Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!

Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert

FINAL STAGE

I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors

Should Have Died at Twenty Seven