A Guide to Misinterpreting Popular Music

The Absoulte in Truth

Close Your Eyes and Hold Your Breath

Anything It Takes, I Will Do

Please Think of Something Quick

I Accept the Terms

Whatsoever Are You Thinking

Upon the Bathroom Floor

Killing a Three Year-Old Version of Myself

Whats How Much It Cost

80s Pop to Smite Your Ruin on the Mountain-Side

Blow My Head Off With a Machine Gun

This Is the Third One This Year

Proverbial Johnny Rockit

Isolated Nihilist