Album · 2022
77 Myths of Venerable Magik
Released
2022
Tracks
77
Runtime
29 min
Genre
black metal
Tracklist
1
I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
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1:55
2
Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
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1:32
3
How to Get Signed
77 Myths of Venerable Magik
0:58
4
Social Media Death Metal
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2:59
5
I’m Pretty Cool Myself
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0:28
6
Jump the Heck Up
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1:46
7
Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
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0:45
8
Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
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3:26
9
Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night
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1:09
10
My Elf Ears Melted in My Car
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0:06
11
Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
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2:23
12
At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
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0:06
13
Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
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0:06
14
Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!
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0:04
15
Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
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0:35
16
Venom Enema
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0:03
17
The Frozen One Awaits
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0:05
18
Beefcakes Without Borders
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0:06
19
Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
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0:05
20
The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
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0:08
21
Mamma’s Selling a Line 6
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0:04
22
Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel
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0:04
23
The Gate of No Return
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0:03
24
The Noise Gate of No Return
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0:04
25
My Former Life as a Poser
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0:05
26
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
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0:03
27
Diesel Boner
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0:05
28
Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
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0:05
29
Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
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0:22
30
How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
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0:07
31
Freebasing Cringe
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0:04
32
I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
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0:07
33
Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
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0:13
34
Catfishing Viper
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0:04
35
Cognitive Ball Therapy
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0:04
36
Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
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0:08
37
Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
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0:06
38
Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
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0:13
39
Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
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0:10
40
Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”
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0:09
41
Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage
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0:06
42
Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
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2:11
43
Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
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0:05
44
Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
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0:06
45
Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)
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0:10
46
Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
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0:11
47
The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
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0:05
48
Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
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0:08
49
And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
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0:05
50
Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young
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0:04
51
Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
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0:07
52
You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning
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0:05
53
Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)
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0:06
54
Ancient Sword of the Meth King
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0:04
55
I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
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0:07
56
Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
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0:04
57
Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
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1:33
58
Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?
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0:03
59
Aerosmith by Choice
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0:03
60
Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
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0:11
61
That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat
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0:06
62
Jackhammer Dildo
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0:04
63
Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
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0:08
64
An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
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0:03
65
Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)
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0:08
66
Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
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0:05
67
Larry Is Bald
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0:04
68
Cum Ghost
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0:03
69
The House That Beef Built
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0:04
70
Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
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0:07
71
Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
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0:07
72
A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
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0:05
73
I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
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0:08
74
A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”
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0:11
75
Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
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0:10
76
If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
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0:26
77
Eno-Pilled
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1:09